Jokes

Why Did The Jokes:

Why did the Cow cross the road??
To get to the UDDER side!!

Why did the Turkey cross the road??
Because the chicken was on strike!!

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road??
Because Chickens weren't invented!!

Why did the Dog cross the road??
Because he was barking mad!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road??
To get some better jokes!!


KNOCK! KNOCK! Jokes:

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dr.!
Dr. who?
That's right Dr. Who

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tish!
Tish who?
Bless you!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
What's wrong?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
Who who who who?
Who who who who who?
Who who who who who who?
Oh be quiet!